() I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
() I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
() I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
() I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
() I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
() I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
() I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
() I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
() I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
() I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
() I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
() I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big peter.
() I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
() I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
() I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
() I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
() I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
() I'm ARGENTINIAN, so I MUST be arrogant and conceited.
() I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
() I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
() I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
() I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
() I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
() Im AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
() I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
() Im CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
() I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
() I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
() I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
() I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white.
() I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
() I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a murderer
(x) Im WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
() I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
() I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
(x) I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
(x) I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
() I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
() I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.
() I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST not listen to good music.
() I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
() I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.
() Im WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist.
() I'm CATHOLIC, so I MUST be a mindless servant of the Pope.
() Im a WITCH, so I MUST be and old hag and fly on a broomstick.
(x) I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST need converting.
(x) I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
(x) I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
(x) I have my OWN SPIRITUAL IDEOLOGY, so I MUST be wrong or misguided.
() I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
(x) I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
(x) Im LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
() I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
(x) I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.
() I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
(x) I have PIERCINGS and TATTOOS, so I MUST be up to no good
(x) I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
(x) I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
() I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
(x) Im not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
(x) I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
(x) I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
() I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
(x) I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be irresponsible.
(x) I like READING, so I MUST be a loner.
() Im STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
() I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
() I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
() I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
() I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
(x) I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
() I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
() I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
(x) I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
() I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
(x) I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
() I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
() I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
() I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
() I hang out with TEENAGED DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
() I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
(x) I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
() My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
() I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
() I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST be a lazy, junk eating couch potato
() I look EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
(x) I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
() I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
(x) I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
(x) I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
(x) I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
() I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
(x) I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
(x) I'm a FEMALE VIDEOGAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
(x) I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
(x) I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
() I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.
(x) I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.
() I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
(x) I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
(x) I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
(x) I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
() Im GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
() I'm GOTH, so I MUST be mean.
() I'm GOTH, so I NEVER smile.
() I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
() I collect MANGAS, so I MUST be a freak.
(x) Im a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
(x) I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
(x) Im a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
(x) I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.
() I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe.
() I love YAOI, so I MUST be gay.
() I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
(x) I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
(x) I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
(x) I STUDY HARD, so I MUST be a nerd.
() I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
() Im GAY, so I MUST be after every straight guy around.
(x) I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
(x) I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
(x) I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
(x) I dont want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian. [Okay, this ones ACTUALLY true for me. xD]
(x) I call my friends GOOD LOOKING, so I MUST be Lesbian.
() I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
() I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
() I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
(x) I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
(x) I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
(x) I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
(x) I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
() I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
(x) Im a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
(x) I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.
() I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
() I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
() I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
() I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
() I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
() I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
() I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
() I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
() I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin
(x) I've NEVER BEEN KISSED, so I MUST not be good enough.
() I love MARCHING BANDS, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
() I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
(x) I HATE RAP music, so I MUST not fit in.
() I HATE REGGAETON, so I MUSTNT be cool.
(x) I MOVE AROUND a lot, so I MUST not fit in anywhere.
(x) I wear TRENCH COATS, so I MUST be like those columbine kids.
() I live in a RURAL AREA with horses and farms, so I MUST be a stupid, back-water hick.
(x) I collect KNIVES, so I MUST be a psycho killer.
() I believe in FAIRIES AND DRAGONS, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
() I'm a HARRY POTTER fan, so I MUST be a fantasizing child that believes in devil-worship.
(x) I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be labeled.









-watchwatchwatch-
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..With Whipped cream. ;D
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mass suicide:
fun for the whole family.
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..With Whipped cream. ;D
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mass suicide:
fun for the whole family.
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..With Whipped cream. ;D
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I'd like to be under the sea in an octopus' garden with you.
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a shipper -->
Stop these damn shipping-wars!
For heaven's sake, aren't we all Avatarians?
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I'm Toph in eclipsesokaiba's Avatar crew!
I am Tuma in the Official Avatar OC Crew
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five beautiful words, my friend; burn it to the ground.
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